Williamsburg Ist Gut. Ja.

Does anyone speak German? Whilst scanning the news feeds on Williamsburg today, I came upon a rather curious item: an article about the Burg, written completely in Deutsch. It's called "Brief Aus Brooklyn: Perfekte Burger in Williamsburg," and it appears that some culinary-inclined German gent has discovered his favorite hamburger. A scan of the text reveals repeated use of the words Burger, Diner, Berry, Bedford, and Durchgebraten. So if my decryption effort is correct, the story goes as follows: an anonymous lederhosen-laden lad dropped by Diner, ate the perfekte burger, marveled to himself upon his discovery, and promptly durchgebratened with some new friends. An alternate reading, however, suggests a moonlit stroll followed by skinny-dipping in the company of a one-legged orangutan and Barbara Streisand.