Live on the Edge

Like Mr. Burns' infamous sun-blocking device, the soaring Edge complex enshrouds the townspeople in constant darkness. Oh, how we've oft cursed those wealthy condo dwellers who sit upon their Saarinen thrones, scoffing at us from on high. Until now! Because you can become a fancy-pants Edge resident by applying for the affordable housing lottery by December 3rd. This is basically a process in which the foppish Lords of Edgetown deign to open their palace to the poors due to government decree with apartments at extremely somewhat affordable rents. Here is the breakdown:

Apartment size	Household size	Monthly Rent	Total annual income range
Studio	1	$886	$37,370-$43,000
1 bedroom	1	$995	$41,919-$43,000
1 bedroom	2	$995	$41,919-$49,150
2 bedrooms	3	$1,198	$50,287-$55,300
2 bedrooms	4	$1,198	$50,287-$61,450

You qualify! Now you just need to apply by stopping by the NAG (Neighbors Allied for Good Growth) office at 101 Kent St (at the corner of N 8th St) on Monday on the hour, every hour from 12pm-7pm, Tuesday from 12pm-2pm and 4pm-7pm, and Wednesday from 10am-2pm. Good luck, future pretend rich person.

Comments

[Dougey]

Dude I'm like an artist. I have a trust fund with several hundred thousand but I'm living real yo so I qualify for this fantastic place. I am so glad I moved to this city a year ago!

[diego]

Dougey you're a dbag. Thats not living real you piece of trash. It's living pretend_im_not_privileged.